"Mom, why did the penguin cross the road?"
"No idea- why?"
"To get to the igloo!......Um actually I know I made that up but that makes no sense to me..."
And that is why, my friends, after 7.5 years of hearing her tell the worst jokes in the world "Santa" put a Knock Knock Joke book in her stocking. Here's hoping....
Stinking cute cousins
8 months ago