And this is why...

"Mom, why did the penguin cross the road?"
"No idea- why?"
"To get to the igloo!......Um actually I know I made that up but that makes no sense to me..."

And that is why, my friends, after 7.5 years of hearing her tell the worst jokes in the world "Santa" put a Knock Knock Joke book in her stocking. Here's hoping....

The List

Georgia's Christmas List this year:

1. X Box with Minecraft, Disney Infinity and Skylanders
2. A Real Live Horse (never saw that one coming....)
3. A Real Live Cheetah Bodyguard.

Hmmm.... Going to be hard to produce this year.