A Georgia Funny

Georgia- "Mom, I have to go to the bathroom- when the show comes back on pause it okay?"

Me- "Sure thing"

(The show comes back on before she has left the room and I pause it as it starts. Georgia is hesitating by the doorway to make sure I haven't screwed up)

Me- "See- there, paused. Now go to the bathroom before you wet your pants!"

Georgia- "Good job Mom. You get a star."

Me- "Thanks"

Georgia- "If you get THREE stars I will give you a prize"

She goes to the bathroom and I hand her the remote when she walks back in. Instead of taking it she smiles and looks at me.

Me- "Do you want me to push play?"

She nods- I push play.

Georgia- "Mommmm- you get a SECOND star!!!! Good job! Only ONE MORE star to go."